Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Hayden Panettiere Keeps Her Nips Under Wraps
Knowing very well that the Keebler elves will go wild at the sight of troll nipples, Hayden Panettiere kept it demure by slapping pasties on her well-oiled pecs before walking the carpet at HBO's afterparty for the you knowwhats last night. Hayden is a card carrying member of the Lollipop Guild so she has access to every single glittery sticker under Lisa Frank's rainbow and yet she still chooses a pair of bland nip covers? What a sad waste. But I guess if my boyfriend could fuck me in the belly button while we're both standing up, I'd be busy doing that instead of worrying about stupid shit like pasties.