If there's one thing JWoww from Jersey Shore knows, it's utterly trashy couture. If there's a second thing JWoww knows ... it's taking human growth hormone.
Okay, so she's not really a romance expert at all. Nor did we assume she could read to be honest. But JWoww's writing a book on love advice just the same!
The MTV reality star, real name Jenni Farley, is coming out with The Rules According to JWoww in February. N.Y. Times Bestseller List, look the f*%k out.
JWoww's just-released book cover promises to reveal "secrets on landing a mint guy, staying fresh to death, and kicking the competition to the curb."
Sometimes literally. Just ask Sammi Giancola.
Inspired by the 1995 self-help classic "The Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right," Farley's love lessons are unparalleled.
Some tips: "Learn to spot a man whore a mile away," "Rule No. 17, Bust his balls a little," Rule No. 52, "Hair belongs on your head, nowhere else."
Profound. Too bad they didn't help with Tom Lippolis, apparently. She should have made a rule about not allowing JWoww nude photos to get out.
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